|Lets try something different...everyone loves homecooked meals but I am sure most of us think its much harder to cook than it is.|
Well fuck you, it isn't!
Use this thread to post easy/basic recipes for delicious home cooked meals anyone with a little time and effort can do! Even you fucking rards out there can follow me.
I will start off with some bomb ass cheese fucking lasagna!
You will need:
Lasagna noodles (no shit)
24 oz Ricotta cheese (fuck yeah!)
Tomato sauce or paste (home made or store bought, dumbass)
Mozzarella cheese (the more fucking cheese the better)
1 egg (what the fuck do you want me to say, it's an egg)
Ok, so start off boiling those fucking noodles. I recommend doing a criss-cross pattern.
While those bitches are boiling, you're gonna want to pre-heat the oven to like 400 degrees. While you do this, get a big ass bowl. Break the egg, add the ricota cheese and stir. Jesus do I need to tell you this shit? Meanwhile, get a pan of some sorts (or that tin foil shit if you're a cheap fuck) and coat the bottom with a layer of your sauce. So the noodles don't stick, retard.
Ok so when your noodles are done (I use 12. Fuck off if you don't) layer 3 as a base. Spoon your ricotta cheese mixture evenly over them. Sprinkle with mozzarella. Layer 3 more. Repeat 2 times.
When you've used up all your noodles, throw some fucking sauce and the rest of your mozzarella on top of that bitch.
What the fuck did you expect, put that bitch in the oven!
Set your fucking timer for 30 minutes. Or don't. See if I care.
So what to do while it cooks? Fuck me I don't know. Smoke a bowl. Spin some records. Who the fuck car...Oh, it's done! Fuck yeah! Eat the fuck out of that shit you fucking Rachel Ray motherfucker.
Hope you enjoyed that you fat fucks.
So post some fucking recipes, shit.