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esbeekay
Member
Lets try something different...everyone loves homecooked meals but I am sure most of us think its much harder to cook than it is.

Well fuck you, it isn't!

Use this thread to post easy/basic recipes for delicious home cooked meals anyone with a little time and effort can do! Even you fucking rards out there can follow me.

I will start off with some bomb ass cheese fucking lasagna!

You will need:

Lasagna noodles (no shit)
24 oz Ricotta cheese (fuck yeah!)
Tomato sauce or paste (home made or store bought, dumbass)
Mozzarella cheese (the more fucking cheese the better)
1 egg (what the fuck do you want me to say, it's an egg)


Ok, so start off boiling those fucking noodles. I recommend doing a criss-cross pattern.


While those bitches are boiling, you're gonna want to pre-heat the oven to like 400 degrees. While you do this, get a big ass bowl. Break the egg, add the ricota cheese and stir. Jesus do I need to tell you this shit? Meanwhile, get a pan of some sorts (or that tin foil shit if you're a cheap fuck) and coat the bottom with a layer of your sauce. So the noodles don't stick, retard.


Ok so when your noodles are done (I use 12. Fuck off if you don't) layer 3 as a base. Spoon your ricotta cheese mixture evenly over them. Sprinkle with mozzarella. Layer 3 more. Repeat 2 times.


When you've used up all your noodles, throw some fucking sauce and the rest of your mozzarella on top of that bitch.


What the fuck did you expect, put that bitch in the oven!


Set your fucking timer for 30 minutes. Or don't. See if I care.


So what to do while it cooks? Fuck me I don't know. Smoke a bowl. Spin some records. Who the fuck car...Oh, it's done! Fuck yeah! Eat the fuck out of that shit you fucking Rachel Ray motherfucker.


Hope you enjoyed that you fat fucks.

So post some fucking recipes, shit.

 
DFR2D2
Member
SU-FUCKING-PERB!!
 
djgraph
Member
post reeks of 'yobbery

get out
 
i actually miss netic. w/e on all of you
holly
Premium Member
lmao..


holy shit.. that was great!

but, you didnt spread the cheeses and sauce out evenly though!!


still looks yummy.. i want lasagna =/
 
SheriffKevin
Member
Post from djgraphpost reeks of 'yobbery

get out
i was thinking more GWS
 
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LOLLI
Moderator
Sargento cheese is my favorite cheese
 
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holly
Premium Member
i can post recipes..

do i have to actually make the food myself and post pictures? or can i just find some recipes i like and post 'em?
 
SheriffKevin
Member
Post from LOLLISargento cheese is my favorite cheese
putting their chipotle cheddar in scrambled eggs is motherufkcing win
 
"I love how exceptionally real you keep it."  - Eric Bliss
LOLLI
Moderator
Post from SheriffKevinputting their chipotle cheddar in scrambled eggs is motherufkcing win

agreed.   I use their taco cheese a lot.    My fridge probably has 4 different types of Sargento cheese right now
 
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SheriffKevin
Member
i'm interested to see how their new "artisan blends" are
 
"I love how exceptionally real you keep it."  - Eric Bliss
holly
Premium Member
I like Sunseri's cheeses.


IDK what kind they have there.. but its delish.

I had a cheese w/ blueberries in it.. nom! Good w/ crackers and stuff


Fontinella.. NomNomNomMM
 
esbeekay
Member
Post from SheriffKevini was thinking more GWS
exactly what i was going for


oh and graph i spoke with gbs they want their mr rogers thread back
 
esbeekay
Member
Post from hollyi can post recipes..

do i have to actually make the food myself and post pictures? or can i just find some recipes i like and post 'em?
gotta make the food yourself, thats half the fun
 
holly
Premium Member
Post from esbeekaygotta make the food yourself, thats half the fun
Okay.. i'll make some nummy foods this week , take pics of it and post it.

yay!



this gunna be fun.
 
SheriffKevin
Member
Post from esbeekayexactly what i was going for


oh and graph i spoke with gbs they want their mr rogers thread back
i just introduced my mom to that site. she's like "why do they cuss in their recipes? that's really unnecessary" lol
 
"I love how exceptionally real you keep it."  - Eric Bliss
holly
Premium Member
i laughed the entire time reading it and now.. i AM PUMPED
 
spinfinity
Member
yeah that was pretty funny
 
SARA
Moderator
Post from esbeekaygotta make the food yourself, thats half the fun
i love to cook. lately though, with all this moving stuff, i haven't been.

but i have a brand new $3000 five burner gas/electric convection oven waiting for me at the new house... so... giddy-up. i can't wait to get back to being betty fucking crocker.
 
poptart
Member
Sean, did you really go through all the trouble of cooking, taking pic, putting pics on here? Because, if you really did all that yourself, that is fucking hilarious.

PS: I like your santa/reindeer decorations.
 
"And if I was a ghost and came back when u smoked me id rape u" -Flatbed
holly
Premium Member
Post from poptartSean, did you really go through all the trouble of cooking, taking pic, putting pics on here? Because, if you really did all that yourself, that is fucking hilarious.

PS: I like your santa/reindeer decorations.
yeah.. they're pretty sweet decorations. lolololol.

im all over the place over there..
 
poptart
Member
Post from hollyyeah.. they're pretty sweet decorations. lolololol.

im all over the place over there..
Wait, are you saying you are Santa and his reindeer?
 
"And if I was a ghost and came back when u smoked me id rape u" -Flatbed
holly
Premium Member
Post from poptartWait, are you saying you are Santa and his reindeer?
exactly!


nevermind the green leaves and berries..  psh.


;)
 
BOINGTHUMP
Premium Member
Fuck, I've been on a huge cooking binge as of late.

I made some sweet and sour chicken, but only took pics of the final product.

I'll make up a guide for the next thing I make.  This has the potential to be an awesome thread.
 
Also some things just shouldnt be shared with the general population...or even on a message board...definately not here on Lolli.
holly
Premium Member
sweet n sour chicken is probably one of my favoirte chinese dishes. i ordered some like 2 weeks ago from this place i never ate at before.. the worst food ever.

i was upset cuz.. chinese is expensive!!!  :( i spent $11 on shit n shit  n whitewice.
 
esbeekay
Member
Post from poptartSean, did you really go through all the trouble of cooking, taking pic, putting pics on here? Because, if you really did all that yourself, that is fucking hilarious.

PS: I like your santa/reindeer decorations.
swear to god, i was bored, stoned and drunk so this is what i spent my night doing lmao

and thanks, these were taken at my moms house, i'll let her know the internet likes them lol
 
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